Payday Mayday Aftermath

Indeed Payday Mayday was a success.. too successful it was that some of us decided to take it elsewhere after the original venue. Ever woke up drunk on a public beach..?

That was the aftermath of Payday Mayday. Gunny, Ally, Gen Ronnie and me was swaggering up and down Feringghi looking for a pathway to the beach that i usually take when i'm SOBER... Up and down, up and down holding 1 stolen beer bucket, few bottles of beer and 1/2 bottle of Chivas (sponsored by Becky) we were looking for that path till i was about to throw in the towel and just head for home when all of a sudden... BOOM...!!! There it was, the golden pathway that's gonna take our state of highness even higher..

Making our way through a pack of angry looking stray dogs (we kinda woke them up with our failed effort to sing some songs) we managed to reach the beach and found 2 beach chairs that looked really comfy at the time. But there was 4 of us. Gunny was looking around and tried to identify where these chairs were from and to his 'floating' assessment, there must be a few more lying around somewhere. After a few minutes of looking around, he found a bunch of chairs just arranged around a nice beautiful pool.

Then i realised there was a hotel behind us and we were on a private beach. Private or public, who gives a shit. We're Naughty Penang and we're never gonna back down..!!

I was turning around to start a motivational speech about not backing down and fighting till the end when i realised that Gunny and Gen Ronnie had rushed into the hotel and tried to steal 2 more freaking chairs when there's like a gazillion cameras in there.

Ok, so they came out with the victorious drunk look trying to balance a beach chair each on their heads. In less than 2 minutes there was a big shadow over me and all i can hear is a deep voice asking where we got the chairs from. Even before i replied, Gen Ronnie just pointed his finger and ask the guy a simple question that is still lingering in my crooked mind.

"Oi, ada rokok tak..?!!" At the spur of the moment i just freaking laughed till some beer (i think..) came out hrough my nose coz it was like the funniest 1 liner ever. So trying to cover these stoners ass, i just gave away the 2 chairs and told the 2 that its better to sleep on the beach than being locked up..

So we just sat on the beach and trying to finish the whole bottle of scotch as fast as possible. I know that its impossible to finish that bottle in our state. and to make things worse, nobody had smokes. We were laying and trying to count the stars and singing an old malay rock song.

Then i heard people chatting and dogs barking and when i opened my eyes there was a lot of people on the beach and it was morning ..!!! after kicking everyone up and trying to hide the iron rod hard on i was having, we just took off without turning back and swore to ourselves that there will be no more parties after this(yeah rite...!)..

Tongue 01/07/09