Thursday... "Khamis malam Jumaat"... A big day for most of the religious malay people here in Malaysia.. It's the nite where the religious married couples usually rushes home from the goverment offices which they HANG OUT in and which they get PAID to WORK just to get ready for the nite.. Its the nite where these people get down and boogie... Its like the highlight of their sorry ass week.. It's SEX nite...!!!!
Freaking 7 days in a week and 24 hours a day and they get ready for just 1 nite...?Trim the pubes..!!! V shape, L shape, U-Turn shape, it's all for tonite... We at NP are ready 24/7 baby..!!! not for 1 night, for every second we're alive...
Anyway, Thursday nite always creeps me out coz i know tomorrow its Friday and its the day where that dreaded sms will be sent to my phone.. "Malam ni Parlimen bersidang kat.....".. I remember couple of weeks back 1 of us decided to turn his back on NP by replying that he has decided to resign from NP due to the fact that every NP weekend means war at home for him.. Weekend with NP equals to not getting any at home for at least 4 days.. 4 freaking sorry wanking days for him.. Now he's back on track with NP and his new nickname is RAPID PENANG..!!!
Thursday is the only night where Naughty Penangites can get some real good nite sleep coz we know come Friday, we're hammered.. It's worse if someone declares that nobody can leave for the night..
Freaking Friday...
Tongue 02/07/09
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