NP's gonna take the party to an overseas venue y'all......just wait for the details soon bitches!!!
NP Admin.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Naughty Penang hits KL..
Naughty Penang is goin' to Rootz tonite....we're gonna give KL some Penang flava'.....see u guys there...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Payday Mayday 2nd edition
There's another Payday Mayday around the corner probably at the end of the month . We'll keep u guys posted.
John
John
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Silence before the storm 2
Truly enough, it was a really silent Friday (3/7/09),too silent in fact that we didn't realise the storm that was in store for us on Saturday........
Friday.......
i met up with Gunny and Kent and we went down to Mr.Pot's to hang out for a bit and had a couple of cold beers coz we all didn't have any plans and frankly we were tired that night and i had to wake up early the next morning for some overtime work at my office. So we were just hangin' around like mindless zombies just sipping on our beers and watching wrestling - Note 'sipping' not 'drinking' - and we were trying to figure out whether there's any other function we could maybe crash coz we're out of our own functions and Tongue was out of town so we thought that this weekend we would probably just hang out at my crib and watch some DVDs........and with that thought we parted and slept for the night.
Saturday.......
I went to work as usual and came back at about 3p.m. and met Kent and Solaris at a Malay food joint and chit chatted for a bit and found that they too had no plans and they were thinking maybe they wanted to hang out at Sunset and they asked me to join them to which i declined coz i needed to catch some shut eye first at which point Kent said to me...."why u wanna sleep now?....its not like we have any plans for tonite"... to which i replied "Remember bro, we never plan, we just party..." and we left it at that and i went back only to find Gunny waiting for me to hang out at my crib.
We watched some movies until 7.30p.m. and Gunny was getting ready to leave when i received a call from Kent saying " Dengan ini , saya mengumumkan bahawa sesi Parlimen kini bersidang".....hahahhah....it was like the Thundercats call sign....
Both me and Gunny drove up Tanjung Bungah only to be informed that Kent and Solaris was waiting at the Merry Tide behind Naza Hotel so we turned back and met them and i asked Kent what the plan was...........at that point even, there was still no plans yet...... but great news....we got a bottle of Vodka.
Kent asked me whether i wanted to drink it at home or somewhere else and i told him that we'll go and pick up the bottle and we'll port at Mr.Pot's.....at least that was the plan.
We all headed down to Glugor to pick up the Vodka while Gunny was in the midst of rolling a spliff......when we reached the intended location, Kent went up to pick up the Vodka and me and Gunny lighted up a joint while waiting for Kent to come down......when Kent came down , we were surprised to see him bringing 3 bottles instead of one. It seems that there was some extra bottles that he forgot about and decided to take all of it. 1 Vodka, 1 leftover JD, and 1 Arak Bali which was something new to us and was given as a gift to Kent from a friend who went to Bali.
Apparently, this Arak Bali is mixed in all the cocktails in Bali and frankly speaking we were intimidated by the packaging as the box had these pictures of some sort of traditional indigenous demons and beasts and that really had me worried because none of us were familiar with the drink and we're afraid it would be some sort of potent liquor from Indonesia.
Anyway, we went down to pick up a chick and went to Gurney's Mr. Pot. Me and Gunny was already stoned from the spliff when we started drinking and quite a number of people joined us, Solaris decided to join us and Runy and Ray Jay and Ronnie and a friend of Gunny whom we all just met and by midnight there was the One Armed Warrior and Peas just joining us.
We finished all the drinks on the table while some of us was gettin' baked at the same time until the One Armed Warrior and Peas asked us to follow them to Central Pub and continue.....mind u this was already 2.45a.m......so we all went and upon reaching, we found ourselves overwhelmed by buckets and buckets of Royal Stout.
We all just drank and drank until i had to restrain myself because i was driving that nite and upon seeing me slowdown my drinking tempo, Runy and the others started to hassle me and i turned around and asked Gunny to "Standby" so that he'll be steady enough to drive to which he replied in a very slow and drunken way with his trademark smile...." Hang nak aku standby?......hahhahahhahah" .......then i knew i had to relax so i stood up and was swaying to the music that they were playing that nite and i sat for a while and slept drunkenly on the couch for a bit......
Woke up after about 20 minutes and found that the party was still alive and kickin and it was already 5a.m.......then the place was closing and everyone wanted to continue elsewhere what with a balance of 7 bottles of Stout that we "tapau" and took back to Mr.Pot Gurney.........
On our way me and Gunny dropped the chick and we watched in glee with her drunken antics trying to get back home and then we had to drop Kent off at his place because he had some fake shit to do....(Sorry Kent, but we know u just wanted to sleep and play with Madam Palm and her five sisters ....) and we decided to head over to Mr.Pot to continue the drinking binge........
We drank and we drank till it was 7a.m. when we decided to end the party and everybody left while me , Gunny and Ray Jay headed to Argyll Road for some nice Nasi Tomato for breakfast and left for home at nearly 9 a.m.
Sunday...
Me and Gunny slept till around 6p.m. when we received calls that Kent and A.J. was coming to pick us up for some light dinner with Runy joining us after a date and i also received a call from Ecchoe saying he wanted to meet up with us.......we all had dinner at my crib and at about 8p.m. decided to close the havoc wreaked weekend at the Merry Tide behind Naza with a bucket of beer.We all as a group closed the nite at around 11p.m. while i personally closed at 2.30a.m........ ;p
John
P/S: "Without hope there's no disappointment..."
Friday.......
i met up with Gunny and Kent and we went down to Mr.Pot's to hang out for a bit and had a couple of cold beers coz we all didn't have any plans and frankly we were tired that night and i had to wake up early the next morning for some overtime work at my office. So we were just hangin' around like mindless zombies just sipping on our beers and watching wrestling - Note 'sipping' not 'drinking' - and we were trying to figure out whether there's any other function we could maybe crash coz we're out of our own functions and Tongue was out of town so we thought that this weekend we would probably just hang out at my crib and watch some DVDs........and with that thought we parted and slept for the night.
Saturday.......
I went to work as usual and came back at about 3p.m. and met Kent and Solaris at a Malay food joint and chit chatted for a bit and found that they too had no plans and they were thinking maybe they wanted to hang out at Sunset and they asked me to join them to which i declined coz i needed to catch some shut eye first at which point Kent said to me...."why u wanna sleep now?....its not like we have any plans for tonite"... to which i replied "Remember bro, we never plan, we just party..." and we left it at that and i went back only to find Gunny waiting for me to hang out at my crib.
We watched some movies until 7.30p.m. and Gunny was getting ready to leave when i received a call from Kent saying " Dengan ini , saya mengumumkan bahawa sesi Parlimen kini bersidang".....hahahhah....it was like the Thundercats call sign....
Both me and Gunny drove up Tanjung Bungah only to be informed that Kent and Solaris was waiting at the Merry Tide behind Naza Hotel so we turned back and met them and i asked Kent what the plan was...........at that point even, there was still no plans yet...... but great news....we got a bottle of Vodka.
Kent asked me whether i wanted to drink it at home or somewhere else and i told him that we'll go and pick up the bottle and we'll port at Mr.Pot's.....at least that was the plan.
We all headed down to Glugor to pick up the Vodka while Gunny was in the midst of rolling a spliff......when we reached the intended location, Kent went up to pick up the Vodka and me and Gunny lighted up a joint while waiting for Kent to come down......when Kent came down , we were surprised to see him bringing 3 bottles instead of one. It seems that there was some extra bottles that he forgot about and decided to take all of it. 1 Vodka, 1 leftover JD, and 1 Arak Bali which was something new to us and was given as a gift to Kent from a friend who went to Bali.
Apparently, this Arak Bali is mixed in all the cocktails in Bali and frankly speaking we were intimidated by the packaging as the box had these pictures of some sort of traditional indigenous demons and beasts and that really had me worried because none of us were familiar with the drink and we're afraid it would be some sort of potent liquor from Indonesia.
Anyway, we went down to pick up a chick and went to Gurney's Mr. Pot. Me and Gunny was already stoned from the spliff when we started drinking and quite a number of people joined us, Solaris decided to join us and Runy and Ray Jay and Ronnie and a friend of Gunny whom we all just met and by midnight there was the One Armed Warrior and Peas just joining us.
We finished all the drinks on the table while some of us was gettin' baked at the same time until the One Armed Warrior and Peas asked us to follow them to Central Pub and continue.....mind u this was already 2.45a.m......so we all went and upon reaching, we found ourselves overwhelmed by buckets and buckets of Royal Stout.
We all just drank and drank until i had to restrain myself because i was driving that nite and upon seeing me slowdown my drinking tempo, Runy and the others started to hassle me and i turned around and asked Gunny to "Standby" so that he'll be steady enough to drive to which he replied in a very slow and drunken way with his trademark smile...." Hang nak aku standby?......hahhahahhahah" .......then i knew i had to relax so i stood up and was swaying to the music that they were playing that nite and i sat for a while and slept drunkenly on the couch for a bit......
Woke up after about 20 minutes and found that the party was still alive and kickin and it was already 5a.m.......then the place was closing and everyone wanted to continue elsewhere what with a balance of 7 bottles of Stout that we "tapau" and took back to Mr.Pot Gurney.........
On our way me and Gunny dropped the chick and we watched in glee with her drunken antics trying to get back home and then we had to drop Kent off at his place because he had some fake shit to do....(Sorry Kent, but we know u just wanted to sleep and play with Madam Palm and her five sisters ....) and we decided to head over to Mr.Pot to continue the drinking binge........
We drank and we drank till it was 7a.m. when we decided to end the party and everybody left while me , Gunny and Ray Jay headed to Argyll Road for some nice Nasi Tomato for breakfast and left for home at nearly 9 a.m.
Sunday...
Me and Gunny slept till around 6p.m. when we received calls that Kent and A.J. was coming to pick us up for some light dinner with Runy joining us after a date and i also received a call from Ecchoe saying he wanted to meet up with us.......we all had dinner at my crib and at about 8p.m. decided to close the havoc wreaked weekend at the Merry Tide behind Naza with a bucket of beer.We all as a group closed the nite at around 11p.m. while i personally closed at 2.30a.m........ ;p
John
P/S: "Without hope there's no disappointment..."
Friday, July 3, 2009
The silence before the storm......
I just got a call from a Sabahan lady asking me to take her and her girl friend out tomorrow nite for a good time around town with Gunny...and i said "sure, no problem"...hey hey whaddaya know.....so far no news or plans or venues for a party this week but with that confirmation of two chicks going out for a good time tomorrow nite....be sure that there's gonna be a wicked party again.........as for tonite....well...keep u guys posted tomorrow laa.......
Signing Out,
John
P/S: A storm is brewing......
Signing Out,
John
P/S: A storm is brewing......
Thursday, July 2, 2009
What comes after Thursday...?
Thursday... "Khamis malam Jumaat"... A big day for most of the religious malay people here in Malaysia.. It's the nite where the religious married couples usually rushes home from the goverment offices which they HANG OUT in and which they get PAID to WORK just to get ready for the nite.. Its the nite where these people get down and boogie... Its like the highlight of their sorry ass week.. It's SEX nite...!!!!
Freaking 7 days in a week and 24 hours a day and they get ready for just 1 nite...?Trim the pubes..!!! V shape, L shape, U-Turn shape, it's all for tonite... We at NP are ready 24/7 baby..!!! not for 1 night, for every second we're alive...
Anyway, Thursday nite always creeps me out coz i know tomorrow its Friday and its the day where that dreaded sms will be sent to my phone.. "Malam ni Parlimen bersidang kat.....".. I remember couple of weeks back 1 of us decided to turn his back on NP by replying that he has decided to resign from NP due to the fact that every NP weekend means war at home for him.. Weekend with NP equals to not getting any at home for at least 4 days.. 4 freaking sorry wanking days for him.. Now he's back on track with NP and his new nickname is RAPID PENANG..!!!
Thursday is the only night where Naughty Penangites can get some real good nite sleep coz we know come Friday, we're hammered.. It's worse if someone declares that nobody can leave for the night..
Freaking Friday...
Tongue 02/07/09
Freaking 7 days in a week and 24 hours a day and they get ready for just 1 nite...?Trim the pubes..!!! V shape, L shape, U-Turn shape, it's all for tonite... We at NP are ready 24/7 baby..!!! not for 1 night, for every second we're alive...
Anyway, Thursday nite always creeps me out coz i know tomorrow its Friday and its the day where that dreaded sms will be sent to my phone.. "Malam ni Parlimen bersidang kat.....".. I remember couple of weeks back 1 of us decided to turn his back on NP by replying that he has decided to resign from NP due to the fact that every NP weekend means war at home for him.. Weekend with NP equals to not getting any at home for at least 4 days.. 4 freaking sorry wanking days for him.. Now he's back on track with NP and his new nickname is RAPID PENANG..!!!
Thursday is the only night where Naughty Penangites can get some real good nite sleep coz we know come Friday, we're hammered.. It's worse if someone declares that nobody can leave for the night..
Freaking Friday...
Tongue 02/07/09
Do u feel it?
Kent was relating to me how recently a chick he was sending back after a "passion session" asked him whether he felt any difference while they were 'doing it' earlier.......so he being the gentleman that he is, asked the girl what difference was she talking about?.......to this the girl replied "did u feel the tightness this time ...coz i'm on an AMWAY supplement to tighten 'it' up".........Kent wanted to laugh his ass off but he just played it cool and replied that "no wonder i was unable to hold it anymore and felt satisfied with my orgasm......it was thanx to AMWAY".......hahahhahahhaha......i just laughed like mad and spat coffee all over the copier and my PC as he was relating to me this story of the girl who was on AMWAY.......fuck....i couldn't stand it anymore....it was like the joke of the decade.....at the end of the day....we both concurred that the chick was definitely psycho.....
P/S: To each his own....lol
John
P/S: To each his own....lol
John
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