Payday Mayday Aftermath

Indeed Payday Mayday was a success.. too successful it was that some of us decided to take it elsewhere after the original venue. Ever woke up drunk on a public beach..?

That was the aftermath of Payday Mayday. Gunny, Ally, Gen Ronnie and me was swaggering up and down Feringghi looking for a pathway to the beach that i usually take when i'm SOBER... Up and down, up and down holding 1 stolen beer bucket, few bottles of beer and 1/2 bottle of Chivas (sponsored by Becky) we were looking for that path till i was about to throw in the towel and just head for home when all of a sudden... BOOM...!!! There it was, the golden pathway that's gonna take our state of highness even higher..

Making our way through a pack of angry looking stray dogs (we kinda woke them up with our failed effort to sing some songs) we managed to reach the beach and found 2 beach chairs that looked really comfy at the time. But there was 4 of us. Gunny was looking around and tried to identify where these chairs were from and to his 'floating' assessment, there must be a few more lying around somewhere. After a few minutes of looking around, he found a bunch of chairs just arranged around a nice beautiful pool.

Then i realised there was a hotel behind us and we were on a private beach. Private or public, who gives a shit. We're Naughty Penang and we're never gonna back down..!!

I was turning around to start a motivational speech about not backing down and fighting till the end when i realised that Gunny and Gen Ronnie had rushed into the hotel and tried to steal 2 more freaking chairs when there's like a gazillion cameras in there.

Ok, so they came out with the victorious drunk look trying to balance a beach chair each on their heads. In less than 2 minutes there was a big shadow over me and all i can hear is a deep voice asking where we got the chairs from. Even before i replied, Gen Ronnie just pointed his finger and ask the guy a simple question that is still lingering in my crooked mind.

"Oi, ada rokok tak..?!!" At the spur of the moment i just freaking laughed till some beer (i think..) came out hrough my nose coz it was like the funniest 1 liner ever. So trying to cover these stoners ass, i just gave away the 2 chairs and told the 2 that its better to sleep on the beach than being locked up..

So we just sat on the beach and trying to finish the whole bottle of scotch as fast as possible. I know that its impossible to finish that bottle in our state. and to make things worse, nobody had smokes. We were laying and trying to count the stars and singing an old malay rock song.

Then i heard people chatting and dogs barking and when i opened my eyes there was a lot of people on the beach and it was morning ..!!! after kicking everyone up and trying to hide the iron rod hard on i was having, we just took off without turning back and swore to ourselves that there will be no more parties after this(yeah rite...!)..

Tongue 01/07/09

Thanx....U know who u are......

We at NP would like to thank all those involved in helping our crew member who was in trouble last week. U guys know who u are .....and it seems that the crew member will be holding a thanksgiving party to show his appreciation for his release from the predicament that he was in and for finally being able to get some sleep after so many restless nights. Thank you all once again for the support both shown and given and rest assured it is much appreciated.

**Wonder where and what we'll be doing this weekend?**


John

Payday Mayday was a Success....

Wow, we truly gotta thank everyone who participated in the Payday Mayday event and made it a success. We all had great fun and really enjoyed ourselves and nearly everyone was pissed with almost half of the party ended up sleeping drunk on the beautiful Batu Feringghi beach until the wee hours of the morning........hahahahhah.....

Special mention to Tongue, Gunny, Ally and General Ronnie for they were the ones who finished the race with flying colours or should i say they were flying high as kites........lol.......

Anyway, keep tuning in to find out what we got in store for next weekend......adios and party on......!!!!!!!

John

When the shit hits the fan......

Shit, i just found out that one of the Naughty Penang crew member was tested positive for ## during a surprise check at his workplace. His shit is hitting the fan right now as i'm writing this. i hope all goes well my friend, and don't worry, be cool......i know its hard to be cool right now but instead of worrying urself to death u might as well just be cool so that u'll be able to sort things out. We at Naughty Penang are really sorry for the predicament ur facing right now. We wish u all the best and we offer our helping hand if u need one.....

John

Payday Mayday

In recognition of the coming Payday period when most of us are gonna get our pay or salary, we're hosting a special BBQ at a location to be given in detail to genuine guests only. Rest assured there's gonna be all the sinful recipes needed to cook up a great party. We'll also be holding a special competition to see who among our esteemed guests gets hammered and the winner will get a surprise token of our appreciation for getting pissed and hammered with us. Starting at 7.00p.m. this Saturday, its an open function and everyone's welcomed. See u guys there.

John

Whats happening this weekend

This weekend's party.....

Friday nite - meet up point - Sunset Bistro (Batu Feringghi)
Party is from dusk till dawn.

Saturday
BBQ at TAR beach


To all naughty penang fans..... You're welcome to join us if u wanna party and get dirty...hahaha

kent.

Things have really taken a different turn for everybody especially after the 11th April 2009 event that kinda shook everybody. Why did Tongue decided to walk the plank..? to make things more mind boggling, Tongue was as sober as any fake muslim out there. Until today nobody can understand why. But looking on the bright side, the event really brought everyone together from that day till the birth of Naughty Penang.

Who said Penang is not fun..? Erm.. We did.. Penang is shit boring...!!!!! That's why Penang is lucky enough to have us in Naughty Penang running wild and trying our best to amuse ourselves.. The stars of this blog will all use their nicknames of course.. But rest assured that all the details, events and pictures are 100% real... That's our commitment as a part of Naughty Penang, to make public the life of stoners, humpers and alcoholics...


Tongue